I swear I'm going to have a mullet soon

There are days when I look in the mirror and say, geez for hair growning in, it looks pretty good.  And there are those days that I look in the mirror and say geez I swear I'm going to have a mullet soon.  :)  My hair is growing like a weed.....in the back.  But what's up with the top of my head.  Why is it still so short?  Why am I not getting any bangs?  Why am I looking like a  woman in the making but who's gone really wrong?
CRAZY!  Well, if I got up the nerve to get a cut and style I'm sure I wouldn't be saying this but since I don't have the nerve to do it yet, I'll just sit here and wait till that mullet shows up.